Laufeydottir
"Just sit back and let me give you a show."
sassyanddeceitful

loupxgarouu:

"…What kind of show, baby?”

"Heh…how about you pick this time, my darling?”

"You always think of something good…"

"Are you here any longer? Has time eroded our love? Have you found a maiden, younger and more fair, to replace the lover that I once was? Well, you go forth and toss me aside, let me cry and ignore my silent suffering. Go forth and replace me."

"But, my dear, know that you are making a slow mistake. You will lose the one woman that would always come running back with a smile and a kiss, a home in her arms, and a heart of ice that melted only for you."

xbioexorcist:

sassyanddeceitful:

"….Please, do remove yourself from me," The Goddess cringed after a long pause, taking a step forward, away from the man….or perhaps, not a man, that clung to her back. "I tend to not wish for my cape to reek of death." Oh, Sassy had no idea what sight she was in for when she turned to face the undead ‘gentleman’ before her.

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"Eh…no, unfortunately. I cannot smoke at the moment," The Trickster motioned to the small, yet round, bump forming in her belly. "My apologies for such an inconvenience."

«✖» ;; ❝ A’ight. Sorry. Personal space, I got’cha. Too forward. I feel ya. ❞ 

     And, yes, his eyes just did the classic body check on her. Nice hips.

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Betelguese is taken from his gaze of perversion for a few moments as she states that she, in fact, does not posses any cigarettes. And, like he always does, he blurts the first thing that comes to his mind. You’re fat so you can’t smoke?

Almost instantly, the Trickster crossed her arms and looked with both disbelief and, quite frankly, shock at the man’s blatantly rude remark. Trying her best to ignore the comment, Sassy elongated her neck slightly, her nose pushed just a tad into the air.

"Actually, I am not. I am with child, you insulant fool.”

Let’s just say, she was not amused in the slightest.

xbioexorcist:

«✖» ;; ❝Hey, can a classy, lovely bum gentleman as myself
          happen to bum a cigarette? I can pay ya, pally.❞

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"….Please, do remove yourself from me," The Goddess cringed after a long pause, taking a step forward, away from the man….or perhaps, not a man, that clung to her back. "I tend to not wish for my cape to reek of death." Oh, Sassy had no idea what sight she was in for when she turned to face the undead ‘gentleman’ before her.

"Eh…no, unfortunately. I cannot smoke at the moment," The Trickster motioned to the small, yet round, bump forming in her belly. "My apologies for such an inconvenience."

indie-swanfire:

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loupxgarouu:

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This may be a tad forward, but… His brow raises up a hair and Bala’s head cocks to the side. Oh, look at that cocky smirk.

Nice ass.

"Well…I had hoped that a new skirt would do the trick."

She looked down to the new pencil skirt that she had purchased.

"At least I know somebody thinks it flatters."